Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Are you there sleep? It's me, Kenya

It’s 6am in the morning and I’m at work. This, of course, means I’m desperately trying to remember basic things like my name and if I put on deodorant today. This is the wanton stress your brain undergoes when you wake up before the sun. It is a bad, unnatural thing that our ancestors would never have subscribed to. Unfortunately, I like eating food and buying the occasional DVD so this is the trade-off. No sleep x Paperwork = Money.

What I need now is a big ole fuzzy coma of Van Winkle proportions. Just a day where I abuse Nyquil or some other over-the-counter snooze-inducer and only leave my bed to empty the bedpan. That, good people, is the size and shape of the heaven I want to live in. But for now this means, when I leave work I’m running home and hiding under the covers for the next thousand years or so.

Aside from a pathetic need for adequate sleep, life has been pretty good recently. This past Sunday saw us hosting a shit ton of our favorite people on this planet. Everyone came to our place to watch old cartoons and eat cereal in our pjs. Of course, we’re all sophisticated scumbags so this also means drinking an alarming amount of Pabst cocktails and mimosas made from Andre, which is the McDonalds of cheap champagne (Three Stacks, what what!) It was of course too much fun and I’ll be sure to post my pictures in the next day or so.

Okay I’m off to swallow another seven hours of labor and then drift into blissful unconsciousness.

Ta ta for now,


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Shane & Amanda's Housewarming

A great time with great friends at Shane & Amanda's new phat-ass crib.

Saturday, November 14, 2009


Up way too early in the fucking morning and squeezing every last drop of energy from the three hours of living room floor sleep I got this morning. I would kill for more sleep. I would seriously slide my hands around your throat and squeeze the life out of your body for another hour or so of sleep. That is how very, very tired I am.

On the plus side, I’m doing pretty well. I mean, apart from the utter deprivation of rest and replenishment that most folks take for granted.

Friday, November 13, 2009

We'll Never Be As Young As We Are Right Now

Latest mix: a hodge-podge of great tunes circa Nov '09.

Enjoy :)

Download here: http://www.mediafire.com/?zjwtoyynmyn

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Electric Ball Fun

Shock me like an electric eel
Turn me on with your electric feel